Shocking Breakthrough in Modern Technology Brings You Ourtracks.com and Makes it Possible to Purchase Downloads of Music by Your Favorite Band!
By Kayt
Beer or music?…hard liquor or some hard rocking tunes? Ever wish there was another way to get everything you want? A bar can be a difficult place in which to make that momentous decision on what to spend your limited funds on, but you may be interested in the latest reality-based research on the subject. Recently, hundreds of people were observed leaving bars after happily drinking and dancing to Red Elvises music. They looked happy, but not all of them carried CDs in their hands as they left. Some who left with no musical mementos of the night even appeared to be, dare we say it, drunk! One thing to keep in mind in these situations, though, is that the buzz of a good beer wears off a lot quicker than the happiness of hearing great music over and over again. That reality is best dealt with the following day, but by then, sadly it’s too late, when you’re sober and have no playable music with which to rekindle fond memories of the previous night. But what is that you’re saying? You want both? Well, of course you do, but sometimes when you’re out enjoying a fun evening with Your Favorite Band, you must make hard choices… and beer, well, it’s refreshing after all that dancing and it tastes soooo good. We understand, comrade, we’ve been there.
Happily, research has also proven that it’s not a bad idea to spend some hard earned money on beer in bars and clubs…that is, after all, one major reason kick ass bands like Red Elvises are booked, to inspire alcohol sales and make money for the bar. That is one simple, honest economic fact, and you should definitely encourage the booking of your favorite band by buying and lifting beer mug to mouth. Drink, dance and have fun! But remember that feeling in your deepest being as you stand in front of the stage marveling over how great Red Elvises sound, the conviction that you will want to hear this music again, you must hear it again! You know in your heart, even while buying yourself another beer, that you love the music and want to listen to it for the rest of your life. And you may also want to wear your favorite band on your chest to get attention from the opposite sex, right? Of course! Sure, you can order Red Elvises CDs, DVDs, t-shirts, stickers, buttons and even – once again – condoms from the website. But you’ll have to wait a little bit… You won’t have that immediate gratification the morning after the show when you turn to your stereo or CD player longing to hear some of what moved you to dance like a maniac the night before, only to realize… “Oh no! I spent all my money on beer!”
What to do then? You could take along plenty of cold hard cash, whether you have it to spare or really need to buy food with it (don’t spend the rent money!), to ensure you can buy beer and also buy high quality long lasting Red Elvises CDs and clothing! You will respect yourself more in the morning! Just try treating your hangover while you listen to great music you bought the night before, proudly dressed in your Red Elvises t-shirt and little else, and you won’t even miss your food money you spent.
OR… Modern technology has made it possible for you to now go to the Red Elvises merchandise page, or ourtracks.com and purchase downloads of many Red Elvises releases! Unfortunately, technology has not yet perfected a way to make it possible to download t-shirts or other non-musical merchandise, but you can still order those from the website, so be sure to check to see what’s available. It’s the best of both worlds!
So… beer or music? Relax, sad cowboys and flying girls… You can now buy all the beer you can afford at the shows and then use your credit card later that night, or the next day if you can wait that long, and purchase all the Red Elvises music you want to download. It’s also especially useful if you’re unable to make it to a Red Elvises show or you’re just surfing the Internet thinking how much you’d like some Red Elvises music to listen to. Try it! You’ll be glad you did. And that’s no April Fool’s joke!
These people are happy, they bought merchandise. |
This guy is sad, he only bought beer.
And he has no computer to download
from Ourtracks.com |
If you can't make it here, don't be sad,
go to the "Buy Stuff" page on redelvises.com
or go to ourtracks.com!
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From the ourtracks.com website:
OurTracks' owners are all either Artists or Songwriters or both! We arrived at the idea for OurTracks due to the lack of avenues for Independent artists to offer their music to everyone. As aspiring artists ourselves we are truly committed to making this business focused upon the artist.”
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