Fan of the Month!
Interviewed by Kayt
Our Fan of the Month for December is well known to many of you as the famous Jackdaw of Tuesday
night Red Chats, a.k.a. Linda, whose husband Ron served as Red Elvises' Stage Manager on a
tour of the U.S. earlier this year. It took some doing to convince her to let us make her Fan
of the Month because she's so modest, but we wanted to sing her praises so she's finally "going
public" and letting everyone see what a terrific person she is! A fun-loving, extremely loyal
Red Elvises supporter who is also a great writer and, along with husband Red Ron, Ohio's
entire Red cheering section (they have a Red Room in their home and went to heroic efforts to
arrange for the band to play in their town of North Baltimore, Ohio!)... join me
in welcoming Linda as December's Fan of the Month!
For the record, what is your name?
Linda Marcas, a.k.a Jackdaw, a.k.a Pencil Fairy
Where were you born, and where did you grow up?
Born, Toledo, OH; grew up in Toledo and its suburbs, Southern California for ten years,
and back to Toledo area again by the time I was 15, until I moved to Massachusetts when I was
18. Then back to Toledo in 1978, and have stayed in Northwest Ohio ever since.
What were your main interests, entertainment and otherwise, growing up? Any obsessions
you don’t mind people knowing about?
Reading, reading, and more reading (fiction); TV, movies, and music; artsy-craftsy stuff.
For a while during high school, I was so obsessed with Tolkien's Lord of the Rings that I
memorized the Elvish alphabet (okay, so I didn't use all the characters, such as multiple
variants of the letter "R") and kept my diary in Tengwar. But I wasn't the only one; I
actually had friends who could do the same, and we'd leave notes for each other on study-hall
chalkboards, uber-geeks united. I think I also read every Tarzan book ever written, and most
of the "Saint" books, before I was 14.
Tell us about your musical endeavors and any musical instruments you play…
Oh, it's a sorry tale… When I was in fifth grade, they lined us up at school and had
us sing back a note that some guy plunked on a piano, to "test" us for possible musical
talent. When my turn came, the guy said to me, "Little girl, why don't you just go home
and play the radio?" Talk about embarassing moments! But, if you get me drunk enough,
I'll still sing "The Eddystone Light."
What accomplishments are you most proud of at this point in your life?
Feh. Getting through my childhood without losing my mind; surviving my first marriage
without being shot (NEVER marry a man who shot his mother, even if you later thought you
could have cheerfully shot the old bat yourself); helping my current husband raise his two
kids (signed notes to the school "Wicked Stepmother") and getting them through high school
without jail time or pregnancies. And getting the Red Elvises to play in my Tiny Town, of
course, but I had a lot of help with that, from hubby and friends.
What are your favorite movies?
"Six-String Samurai," of course. "The Lion in Winter," "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?" "A
Clockwork Orange," "Tank Girl," "Down By Law," "Stranger Than Paradise," "Motorama," "The
Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert," "A Boy and His Dog," "Powwow Highway,"
"Rollerball" (the original), "Death Race 2000," "The Man Who Would Be King," "Wild at Heart,"
"Lawrence of Arabia," "Crumb"... Ah, what the hell, I just like movies, mostly foreign or
indies, cheesy low-budget sci-fi and fantasy, and long talky things based on stage plays.
Do you have any favorite books?
Dangerous question. I have a reading disorder: I "binge" read. When I find authors I
like, I tend to check out or buy all the books they've written, or as many as I can get my
hands on, and read them all in a couple of weeks. But, okay, favorites: “Dhalgren” by
Samuel R. Delany; the Lord Peter Wimsey series by Dorothy Sayers; “Accordion Crimes” by E.
Annie Proulx; “Sometimes a Great Notion” by Ken Kesey; “Hotel Transylvania,” “Blood Games,”
and most of the others in the St. Germain series by Chelsea Quinn Yarbro; lots of things by
Tanith Lee. I used to read fantasy and SF, but now it's mostly mysteries and crime. Oh,
anything by Carl Hiaasen, and, although “Lullaby” is the only Chuck Pahlaniuk I've read, I
need to check out “Fight Club” before I rent the movie. I'm old, I've read a lot of books,
and I hesitate to call anything a "favorite" if I haven't re-read it sometime in the past ten
years, because I might have changed my mind since the first time I read it.
What music are you into, in addition to Red Elvises?
Damn, now I know why I put off doing this questionnaire… I still like the 60s rock of
my teen years, Cream, Doors, old Stones, Jefferson Airplane, that stuff, plus Tim Buckley
and Phil Ochs. Have tons of British folk-rock, such as Pentangle, Fairport Convention,
Steeleye Span, and all their solo offshoots. I was buying Clifton Chenier zydeco LPs years
before Paul Simon made it popular, and the whole Latin and Lounge craze came at least five
years after I'd started buying thrift store Mancini and Perez Prado LPs. I'm still waiting
for Hawaiian slack key and pedal steel to get trendy (I really hope it doesn't), and my Tango
section keeps growing. The vinyl is measured by the yard around here.
When, where, how, etc. did you first hear and experience Red Elvises?
Same old story, rented SSS and fell in love, sometime in the spring of 2000, then went
to see them live and became obsessed.
About how many times have you seen them?
28, unless I left a couple out.
What is it about Red Elvises that draws you to them, that you like the most?
Fine musicianship and offbeat lyrics, and they really seem to enjoy their work. It's
just impossible not to have a happy feeling, listening to them or seeing a show. Add to that
the fact that I've never, ever seen them be rude to a fan; they're all approachable, nice
guys, and they seem to like my cooking.
What’s the furthest you’ve traveled to see them? And do you have a good story around that?
Hard to say, because of the Adventures of Harriet, the Little Red Zippy Car. The longest
road trip I've been on, Redheading around the countryside following the band, totalled 3,044
miles round trip. I suppose the furthest from my doorstep that I've ever seen them would be at
T.T. the Bear's, I think from Toledo to Boston. For stories, check Red Pages archives, because
there are too many for here.
Which show is your favorite out of all the Red Elvises shows you've seen?
How odd, but I think it's still the first time, at a tiny bar called the Old Miami, in a
sketchy section of Detroit. It was hot as blazes, July 3, 2000, and they didn't dress up, and
I went dashing into the bar with CDs I'd brought for them to autograph, gushing, "We drove
over 100 miles to see you!" Ha! I didn't know, at the time, that this is by no means unusual
for RE fans…but they didn't laugh..
Any other standout, all time great memories of shows you've seen so far?
Oh, Czar's 505 in St. Joseph, MI, stands out… It was my 48th birthday, and they had me
up on stage and sang "Happy Birthday" to me. (blush).
What are your favorite Red Elvises songs?
"Siberia," "Tango," "My Love is Killing Me," "Superment," "Sad Cowboy Song," "Belly Dance,"
"Kegga Beer and Potato Chips," "Scorchie Chornie," "Strip Joint is Closed…"
What would you like to see them do in the future? Any ideas? Anything you’d like to say
to the band?
I'd really like a new live album, particularly one recorded in Russia (they could call it
“Souvenir Samovar”); maybe more songs in Russian, or at least a verse or two, when they do put
out a new album. I'd definitely like to see them in a film again, something light but starring
the band, like "Help" was for the Beatles, or see a documentary of life on the road in the Big
Red Van, so folks could really appreciate how hard they work. Guys, you know I love you all,
and I really hope you keep on rocking.
Okay, last question… Do you have anything you’d especially like to say to all the fans?
Join the Red Army!!! Don't wait around for the band to do it all, get involved and spread
the word about Your Favorite Band. Think of things that YOU can do, within your means and in
your area, to promote the Red Elvises. For instance, for under $20, you can get a self-inking
rubber stamp made, with the band's name and web address on it, that you can stamp on the back
of all outgoing mail…it sure makes paying bills more fun! Go see them on weeknights, even if
you have work or school the next day, because they can't make a living playing only weekend
gigs for your convenience. Talk to club owners and promoters, and get them to check out the
band, particularly if you've been bitching that they never come to your town. E-mail the
Sharon Osbourne show, and tell her you want RE for musical guests…whatever, just think of
something, and do it.
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