14 Below, Santa Monica, CA, August 17, 2002
By Kayt

First let me say that it was amazingly wonderful to see Our Favorite Band again, home after a road trip, shows in Russia to wildly enthusiastic crowds and a long and presumably relaxing vacation. So I went to 14 Below anticipating a great night and of course was not disappointed. Our last local show, if you count Long Beach – about 30-45 minutes south of Santa Monica, as local, was in May. Hey, three months is a long time for me, and it’s unusual for southern California to go that long without seeing Our Favorite Band…and yes, I know I’m still spoiled. How do some of you survive only seeing them once or twice a year or even less often? There are some very brave Red Elvises fans out there!

14 Below is a small club on 14th Street and Santa Monica Boulevard. Walk down a few steps into the tiny front room area with its long bar, few tables and many barstools and through a wide doorway into a shoebox-like rectangular room and you’ll see the waist-high (to a 5’4” person, at least) stage, complete with tacky red velvet curtains that would do a quaint old movie theatre proud. Right color, anyway! At the back of that room is a door that I presume leads to another room with some pool tables but I never ventured back there. The stage was the main draw for most people there that night, although the bar was pretty popular too. They serve the usual dive-bar assortment of beers, nothing fancy but you have your choice of bottled or draft and its all cold and wet – two of my main desires for beer, imported being the other one. I bought a Heineken and settled down at a table with my roomie to hang out before the show, venturing into the other room a few times to see what was happening onstage.

When we first arrived there was a band up there with a girl singer. They sounded okay but I never found out the band’s name. Next was a screaming-loud band of guys without shirts…or at least the lead screamer was shirtless. They sounded almost punk but looked more like Santa Monica surfer boys. I didn’t stay in the room long enough to offer more of an opinion than that, but from our table right outside the stage room I heard way more of them than necessary.

Soon, some people I’ve seen at countless shows started arriving, and soon after that I saw my first Elvi of the evening, Zhenya, with his beautiful and sweet girlfriend, Monica. Then Oleg appeared and I saw Igor soon after. They all looked terrific, handsome and well rested. Igor wore a red shirt and magenta pants (changing for the second set into a red shirt with dragons on it), Zhenya was in his red leather pants that I don’t think I’ve seen since last year’s Bumbershoot Festival, with a gold shirt for the first set and white for the second, and Oleg wore one of his groovy shiny suits from (possibly) Thailand. Each of them came over to greet me and then continued hanging out talking to people while we all waited for the shirtless punky surfer band to finish.

The cacophony in the other room stopped after a while and soon our guys started setting up. It took a little longer than usual due to a problem with Zhenya’s amp, which was soon remedied. Standing in front of the stage like the Front Row Junkie I am, along with other crazy happy people, I felt like I was in a box. The room was long and rather narrow, with barstools along the sides but plenty of room to dance in front of the stage and down through the middle of the room. When the red velvet curtains were finally pulled open and the show started it felt like a box full of jumping, screaming love and happiness! The boys were back in town!

They started with a rousing “Happy Birthday to You!” for Oleg, whose birthday was two days prior. We all joined in, of course. Many songs followed, including but not limited to (as the legal types say), in no particular order because I couldn’t be bothered to take notes (again!): “Red Eyes, Red Lips, Red Stockings,” “Sunshine,” “Juliet,” “Space Cowboy,” “I Wanna See You Belly Dance,” “Sad Cowboy Song,” “Scorchi Chornie,” “Lovepipe,” “Boogie on the Beach,” “Jerry’s Got A Squeeze Box,” “Gypsy Heart,” “Guitarist” and another song in Russian from “Rokenrol.” After three encores they ended the show with “Closet Disco Dancer.” We danced, we screamed, we yelled “woooooooo!!!” till our lungs begged for mercy. It was an absolutely Red-tastic show! I wish you all could’ve been there.

Red Elvises go back on the road in September, so be sure to check the Tour Dates page for shows within driving distance (or flying distance, if you’re really Red-deprived and rich!) of where you live. You will have an amazingly wonderful time at any of their shows.


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