Fan of the Month: Michelle Brose!
Interview By Kayt

For the record, what is your name?
Michelle Anne Brose.

Where were you born, and where did you grow up?
I was born in Staten Island, and have lived here practically my entire life, except for summers in Japan and living in Manhattan for college.

What were your main interests, entertainment and otherwise, growing up? Any
obsessions you don't mind people knowing about?
My main interest growing up was getting good grades. (Yes, I know, I was hopelessly geeky... and still am, and proud of it!) I was one of those insufferable kids who enjoyed Gilbert and Sullivan more than Michael Jackson, a fact which did not endear me to my classmates.

Obsessions. Aside from the Elvii, there's good books (literature, science and sci-fi are my favorite genres), expensive chocolates, Pepperidge Farm cookies, John Callahan, Berke Breathed, and Bill Watterson comic strips, and U2. I enjoy dabbling with paint programs. Although I can't draw to
save my life, I have a halfways decent eye for design, and I can wield a mean Photoshop filter. I also enjoy learning programming languages and beating programming problems to death. I like Star Trek and Star Wars, as every true geek should, but I love Yoda. I'm in love with Yoda. I don't care that he's
900 years old and green!


And, thanks to Jackdaw's influence, I have recently acquired a taste for going shopping for Nice Shoes. My taste in footwear, before Jackdaw made me see the light, tended towards the utilitarian; I wore the same pair of cheap black flats (with bows! The horror! What was I thinking?) every single day throughout high school and college, for the simple fact that they went with everything and I never had to buy another pair. Although my collection is still quite tiny, and are mostly secondhand or closeouts, I've found it's true what they say; wearing Nice Shoes does make you feel good about yourself, which in turn actually attracts members of the opposite sex.

When Death finally succeeds in dragging me offscreen, I want him to whisper "Nice Shoes."

Oh, can you describe your favorite shoes for us?

They're black "platform" slip-ons with a multicolored Oriental dragon embroidered on each one. The effect is pretty dramatic. The platform isn't one of those outrageous '70s-style deals, just a really thick
sole. "Just the right weight for ass kicking" as I like to joke. :)

And you mentioned books and literature…what are some of your favorite books?
That's a tough one. I know I'm going to leave out something important here, and end up kicking myself later. My favorite books include The Wooden Sea by Jonathan Carroll, The Diamond Age by Neal Stephenson, Moving Violations by John Hockenberry, Mendel's Dwarf by Simon Mawer, (don't laugh) E.T. The Book of the Green Planet, by William Kotzwinkle, and anything by Jane Austen, Ray Bradbury, and Kazuo Ishiguro. I'm currently bingeing on all the Lois McMaster Bujold books I can find; I thoroughly
recommended her Vorkosigan saga.

Do you play any musical instruments yourself?
No, I was always terrible at music. When I was in fourth grade, they made us all learn how to play the flute. Or, at least, try to learn how to play the flute. The only note I managed to learn to read was E. So the rest of the class would be merrily tootling "When the Saints Go Marching In", only slightly cacophonous, and there I'd be, either playing only the Es or hitting all the wrong notes. I don't know which frustrated the music teacher more. When I was older, though, my mother bought us kids a keyboard, and I did spend many happy hours picking out the notes to "Ode to Joy". That was the furthest my musical education ever went. I enjoyed music, I was just never any good at it. I'll leave it to the professionals.


What accomplishments are you most proud of at this point in your life?
Well, I don't know if you'd call it an accomplishment, since I was really just in the right place at the right time, but when I was about six years old I got to sit on Coretta Scott King's lap at a party (she's the widow of Dr. Martin Luther King and a civil rights champion in her own right) while she was being interviewed on TV. That made a big impression on me. Later in life, I was interviewed on NPR once, for an hour-long show called "Heat". I'm also proud of getting one of the highest S.A.T. scores in my high school (yes, that's the geek in me surfacing again) and getting a citywide award for it. But I think the things I'm most glad of having done have been more personal accomplishments, like standing up to a
muscle-bound jerk who was threatening my sister. *laugh* I got a reputation for craziness after that one, but nobody dared bother me. I saved a friend's marriage once, and twice I've successfully talked friends
out of imminent suicide. My family and friends have always meant more to me than academic achievements.

What are your favorite movies?
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, The Fifth Element, The Matrix, Leon (a.k.a. The Professional), The Fisher King, The Million-Dollar Hotel... and anything with John Corbett in it.

What music are you into, in addition to Red Elvises?
I like a little of everything; I have everything except country and rap in my collection. My favorites are U2, Led Zepplin, Kodo, The Beatles, The Doors, Simon and Garfunkel, The Clancy Brothers, Tchaikovsky, Strauss, Rachmaninov, The Chieftains, Carlos Gardel, Three Ham on Rye, Verdi, Brian Setzer, Aerosmith, Billy Joel, Blue Man Group, Santana...

When, where, how, etc. did you first hear and experience Red Elvises?
Ironically, I learned of the Elvii from my grandfather, a professor (now emeritus) of history. (He specialized in Russian history, too.) Picture the Soviet general from SSS who said "I do not like rock and roll", change
the Russian accent to a mild German one, and you've got my grandfather. He had passed them by at MusikFest, and when I came to visit a few days later to see a different band, he started loudly complaining about some band called The Red Elvises, who were playing Russian music with electric
guitars and getting all the girls to throw their shirts up on stage. I thought, "Gee, I'd better check this out" and ordered Shake Your Pelvis. I thought it was pretty good, but it wasn't love at first listen.
About six months later, I was visiting MP3.com for the first time, and decided to see if there were any bands I knew of on there. I found the RE, downloaded Red Lips, Red Eyes, Red Stockings, and immediately became obsessed with the song. And the rest is history...

About how many times have you seen them?
Only five times, a total which pales in comparison to some of the other frea... I mean, fans. If they would only play nearby more often...

What is it about Red Elvises that draws you to them, that you like the most?
Besides the kick-ass music, you mean? At first I think it was their chutzpah. The flashy clothes and shoes, the incredible stage presence, the traditional Russian music at 100 miles per hour. Now I think it's the way
they treat people. They respect freakish obsession, and have no qualms about showing their love for their fans. (Sometimes quite literally.)

What's the furthest you've traveled to see them? And do you have good story around that?
Well, I have a story, but it's not a <i>good</i> one! I was planning on visiting my uncle and his family this past Christmas, and knowing I'd never get closer to RE Mecca, I made my family hold off on making travel arrangements until the Elvii updated their tour dates page. I was in luck; the Elvii had a Rusty's show within my window of opportunity. So the day after we arrived in San Jose at about 2 in the morning, off we all drove to Santa Monica. (This was quite a feat because not only did the airline manage to completely smash a very important piece of luggage, they had also lost another bag. Plus my sister had missed her connecting flight the night before, so as you can imagine our little party was quite
frazzled.) We didn't get to the show until it was nearly over, but at least I got to hear a new (to me) song, got to meet Kayt, Xtine, and Jeff Falcon, and, of course, got a fabulous view of the Elvii, particularly Z.
*silly grin* Then on the trip back a couple weeks later, I broke my femur on the airplane. And had to change planes in that sorry state, since I couldn't afford to get stuck in a hospital in Chicago and miss my flight back. (I think next time I'll just miss the flight in favor of getting medical treatment...) And then I arrived to discover that the airline had trashed my wheelchair. Excluding the Elvii and playing with my new baby cousins, it was pretty much the trip from Hell. But I'm feeling MUCH better now. (I'm having a good time, patching holes in my leg...) I don't think I can ever let Igor sit on my lap now, though... ow. Sorry Igor.

Any other standout, all time great memories of shows you've seen so far?
Any show where they make eye contact with me, smile happily, and dance is a all time great show. That means all of them, so far.

What are your favorite Red Elvises songs?
In no particular order: Stewardess in Red, Red Lips Red Eyes Red Stockings, Wild Man, Gypsy Heart, Mamasita, Sad Cowboy Song, Rocketman, Pilot John, Girl from Malibu, Leech, Telephone Call from Istanbul, Susannah, Jerry's Got The Squeezebox, Closet Disco Dancer, Boogie on the Beach, Please Don't Tell Me (What I Did Last Night), Scorchi Chornie, I Wanna Rock n' Roll All Night, Voodoo Doll, Wonderful Night, Beat of a Drum, Colors of Rainbow, Tell Me Who's Your Daddy, A Kegga Beer and Potato Chips, Groovie, and, of course, my all time favorite, I Wanna See You Bellydance! Sheer musical
genius, Bellydance.

What would you like to see them do in the future? Any ideas?
Hehe, hehe...*giggles insanely* This is supposed to be G-rated, right? In that case, I'll just say I'd like them to do a sequel to Six String Samurai. I have a whole crazy space opera-type story envisioned in which The Kid---who grows up to look amazingly like Buddy--finds the genetically engineered clones of the Red Elvises aboard the still-orbiting remains of space station Mir, (sadly, Avi has perished in the cryogenic tank...) and must defeat the evil but beautiful female scientist to claim his destiny as
the new king of Lost Vegas. But since she's just as good with a sword as he is, instead of defeating her, he gets her to fall in love with him, and together they rule Lost Vegas and usher in a new era of peace, economic prosperity, and surf music.

I'd also like to see them cover Back in the U.S.S.R. And I want another album! And I want them to play more shows in my area, dammit!

Okay, last question. Do you have anything you'd especially like to say to all the fans?
Um... my credo, "Be excellent to each other."


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