The Coming New Red Elvi Order
By Steve Wardrip/EP
Over the past few years, during the course of my research, it has
become more and more obvious that we are indeed on the very threshold of
a rapidly approaching, imminent, and orchestrated new consolidated,
centralized, digitized, and globalized Red Elvis society.
I became convinced beyond a shadow of a doubt, when in late 1998, I
was at a convenience store in Lamoni, Iowa when a rather large bright
red van pulled in and parked at the gas pumps. When one of the members
of the group emerged, there was a reddish cast of light radiating around
the area. Amongst the gasps and whispers on the lot, I was able to
witness what became painfully obvious to me over the next few moments.
It was immense physical suffering, tremendous spiritual growth, and my
apparent lack of understanding that I had been harboring for so many
years as to what would lead to the eventual outcome of this fundamental
shift due to the event of being in the presence of The Red Elvis's.
Soon, it began to sink in for me, just how close we really are to
this "Red Elvi" scenario. As I walked curiously close to this elite
member of the "Redness", I uttered some sort of casual greeting like
"Hey.". Immediately, I was responded to with what was probably one of
the most profound statements I have ever witnessed. The "Red Headed
Stranger" said in an unmistakable crimson tone, "Hi.". He further
supported the idea of a "Red Elvis" society when he gave me what I would
call "one of those "rock n' roll" looks", if you know what I mean. He
painted a verbal portrait of just what his intentions were. I envisioned
a band of accomplices with a balalaika and other instrumental tools of
the trade. This sudden awareness was not something one would take
lightly. My life as been forever changed.
There are many researchers like myself, who feel that this shift to
a "Red Elvi Society" based on "Rock n' Roll" and electronic audio
devices, is merely a temporary transitional point, towards an even more
centralized and eerie scenario. The worldwide citizenry of people
implanted with this "Red Elvis" technology beneath the skin, powered by
nothing more than galvanic raw ambition. Interestingly, the two spots on
the humans body where galvanic skin responses present the greatest
fluctuations in body temperature are the "top of the head" and the
"belly". There are three main types of implantable "Red" microchips in
existence, patented and under mass production.
- The REFIDT (Red Elvis Frequency Identification Tags) These prototype
chips are activated by low frequency hip gyrations.
- Other read-write devices, utilize an internal power supply emitting
traceable signals, containing information that is updatable from a "Red
Elvis" headquarters website via a webmistress. I suggest that these
trackable devices will one day be utilized by over three billion "Red
Elvis" fans.
- The newest type of implantable microchips for the "Red Elvis" regime
are transceivers which contain many sophisticated microprocessors able
to transmit and receive "Red" data. They are remotely powered
electromechanically. That is to say: The "Red Elvi" can remotely control
the muscular movements of the fanbase audience. Surely they have been
experimenting with this new form of mind and body control for many
years, and somehow, I suspect they have "rock n' roll" intentions.
Points to consider:
Cockroaches "dance funny" when the RE are in town.
Fish swim backwards when RE plays loud.
On April 20, 1976 a secret RE meeting was held at a secret underground location.
The "Red Elvis Surveillance Network is capable of monitoring any e-mail and or phone conversation anywhere on Earth.
Pennsylvania is expected to convert their state government to a RE
system of doing business.
Certain military supercomputer programmers are looking to The RE for new breakthrough technology.
I would suggest that it is about time for Americans to wake up and
salvage what little is left under our sacred constitution, and rise
together as a Red Elvis Rock n' Roll Nation. The time is ripe, I would
say, for people to seriously understand what is meant by equality for
all, and to shatter the illusions of separation, fear, hopelessness, and
despair that have been allowed to abound in the absence of true "Red
Elvis" belly dancing. The time has never been so critical before, to
understand the law of "Red", and to move into the light and sound of
acceptance and tolerance.
The answer lies within us, and our ability to accept truth, and
accept the honor of becoming part of the solution.I believe in the human
spirit to overcome, to preserve, and to co-create within this "Red
Elvis" reality, as we were intended, with compassion, love, unity, belly
dancing, and true freedom with abundance for all. Our nation, our
children, our planet and our beloved Red Elvis's await our decision, but
not for much longer....
By Steve Wardrip/Executive Producer
Drippy Records/Nashville
www.drippynet.com
9-3-2000
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